Halloween Jokes

It has to be said again but Halloween is probably one of my favourite things I am looking forward to during the whole year. After Christmas of course. For day ten which the prompt is “jokes”, the only thing I could think of is Halloween jokes. If you are into these kind of jokes and want a laugh on a Tuesday evening, then read on. I am no good at telling jokes myself.

I have done a bit of research on these jokes and selected my top ten. Enjoy. 🙂

Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
They have no body to love

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffins.

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?

A cereal killer.

What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him?

“I can see right through you.”

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”

“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”

Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!

What kind of streets do zombies live on?

Dead-ends.

Why don’t you eat ghosts?

They’ll go right through you.

What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other jack-o’-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?

”Let’s get glowing.”

What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?

A wide scream TV

Do you know any good jokes? Don’t have to Halloween related.